Soul Slap Session

Service Description

I Bring You: -Gentle delivery when needed -Brutal clarity when it’s time -Emotional intelligence that disarms ego -A freakish ability to see the root cause immediately This isn’t tough love for the sake of it. It’s divine honesty wrapped in emotional wisdom. Who It’s For: -People stuck in loops -People who need a wake-up call but don’t want to feel attacked -Coaches, healers, spiritual people who know something’s off but can’t name it -Anyone who has ever said: “I just need someone to tell me the truth.” 🗣️ Live 1:1 (Zoom or Phone) - 30 minutes - You bring your situation. I bring the truth. - I read you (intuitively + emotionally + energetically) - I give the Soul Slap = the thing you’ve been dancing around - End with a “Here’s what needs to happen next” integration takeaway 📩 Written Soul Slap (Anonymous Submissions) - You type out the situation (relationship, career, patterns, whatever) - I send back a PDF truth bomb: - “Here’s what you’re actually doing. Here’s why. Here’s how to stop.” - Optional add-on: Tarot pull or affirmation mantra 📳 Voice Note Version (Audio) - You type out or speak the situation (relationship, career, patterns, whatever) - I send a 5–10 min fire-breathing dragon monologue - You still get the PDF (if you want) - You can still get the tarot/affirmation add-on **DISCLAIMER** These are lovingly blunt. If you’re not ready to face the truth, this isn’t the offer for you. <3